The New Vestments by Edward Lear

A gentleman who had a New Vestment,
Went out for a walk,
And he met with a man,
And he said to the man,
"I have a New Vestment."

And the man said, "I have a New Vestment too, I have a New Vestment too, I have a New Vestment too, I have a New Vestment too."

And the gentleman said, "I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too, And I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too."

And the man said, "I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too, I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too."

And the gentleman said, "I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too, And I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too."

And the man said, "I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too, I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too."

And the gentleman said, "I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too, And I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too."

And the man said, "I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too, I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too."

And the gentleman said, "I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too, And I have a New Vestment, And I have a New Vestment too."

And the man said, "I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too, I have a New Vestment, I have a New Vestment too."

English artist and poet, master of literary nonsense. Creator of the limerick form and beloved poems like "The Owl and the Pussycat."

The New Vestments